Foreword:
Before we start I would just like to express how happy I am about the feedback that this novel has recieved. The New York Times recently touted it as being "one of the greatest novels of all time". The book has already sold over 10 billion copies over a period of only 2 months. I have recieved millions of letters from people saying how the book has changed their life forever and there was one man who stated that the novel's deep emotional impact had stopped him from commiting suicide. I had no idea at the time I wrote it that it would affect the world in such a strong way. I couldn't be more proud of myself and everyone who has made this story possible.
Sincerely... John Beaverhambucketface (author)



THE BOBO JETSTONE STORY 3

Once upon a lime there was a baboon monkey that would eat people if they came near it mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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a ds;fuigha{oi ahahahahhaha phew and now back to our regulary schedualed comercials blah blah blah blah blah blah the end and now back to the ------ show gakokokowhen we last left our heeeeros they were not doing anything becuase they were on a coffey break and now lets look at that in slow motion wwhheenn wwee llaasstt lleefftt oouurr hheerrooooooobzzztswaskljiog oh no weve lost the signal badaba hhahahahhahahahahahhahahahaahahaha but seriosly folks I dont really like cheese iM an elf hahhahahahahahahaha everybody out someone has planted a bomb in the theate... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM and all the innocent girrafes turned into alphabets cereal with new chicken marshmallows thats right now you can eat chickens for breakfast with... oh no not that its the monkoid DA DA DUM byum bum bum bada bum bum bum bada roar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ow ee skwish gagagagasgagagag pooples are you falling on my head and the rwe 00qr=iwxrp{0-2\4832956-=

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............................................................ ............................................................ ................................................... "hey lets go to the bathroom", "good idea bobo but theres somthing I have to take care of first"
ten hours later
okay lets go now everybody out someone has planted a bomb in the janitor hurry we must escape before... booooooooooooooooooooooom the janitorial explosion caused thousands of deaths worldwide and Billithan the flying chipmunk suffered a fatal heart attack now nobody will save us from mothra --------- except superman yayyyyyy hesss here and hes going to save the world again lalalalalala;alal(to the tune of stayin' alive) la la la la flammable monkey flammable monkey ooooooooooooooooohhh wqakkakakakwakka wakkwa wakka hes the bravest bunky I know and hes here gasp J.B. munkington is coming to bunny town 95 "The computer can...spark and help manage incredible class discussions without ever leaving the classroom; it can provide teachers with a more powerful "chalkboard" than they ever imagined..,"
oh no bunnitty billo has gone insane dadadadadadum rrraaaaaaaaaaaarrr!!!

THE END